Is AGI here yet?

Currently, AI can:

• Defeat human grandmasters in Go
• Predict the structure of folded proteins
• Write a rap song about your fluffy sandals
• Defeat humans in Diplomacy
• Run on consumer grade laptops
• Deep fake the Pope in Balenciaga
• Create a website from a sketch
• Make a retro video game
• Generate vast farms of generic SEO content
• Pass the US Bar Exam
• Score 90%+ on medical licensing exams
• Generate 3D scenes from 2D photos
• Make Microsoft cool again
• Automate 50% of knowledge work
• Help humans with AI research
• sudo make me a sandwich
• Manipulate the stock market
• Autonomously hack into insecure devices
• Drive a car through Bangalore traffic
• Automate 90% of knowledge work
• Play a role in a terrorist plot
• Use robots to automate 50% of physical work
• Help humans solve AI alignment
• Reverse aging and cure all diseases
• Use robots to automate 90% of physical work
• Convince humans that AIs are sentient beings
• Autonomously self-improve
• Create cheap, safe, unlimited fusion energy
• Turn all matter in the universe into paperclips